marblechemist:

labyrinth-of-lucifer:

I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

Filed under: Sitcom Tropes That Need to Go Away Forever

vive-veg:

"I don’t want to die for your meal, I want to live my life…The only resemblance of freedom and fresh air I know is this ride to my death… How can you allow this to continue"… 
I am Someone, not Something… 

vive-veg:

"I don’t want to die for your meal, I want to live my life…The only resemblance of freedom and fresh air I know is this ride to my death… How can you allow this to continue"… 

I am Someone, not Something… 

totally-toaster:

khaldawgo:

ultrafacts:

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Curiosity rover singing happy birthday to itself kind of makes me sad

Octothorpe

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

(Source: priceofliberty)

liftedandgiftedd:

zootedboy:

ppl think im shy cause i dont talk much in person but actually im just coolin it scanning the situation, watchin from the cut, making mental moves constantly.

i connect with this post on an emotional level

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

psyducked:

do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you