My name's Alexys. I post bands usually. I love music. & ride horses.
BEE SEX IS REALLY FUNNY OKAY HEAR ME OUT
BASICALLY THE MALE BEE GOES TO THE QUEEN AND INSERTS ITS PENIS INTO THE QUEEN BEE AND THEN THEY EJACULATE AT SUCH A HIGH SPEED THAT THEIR GENITALS FUCKING EXPLODE AND ARE LEFT IN THE QUEEN FOREVER AND THE MALE BEE FALLS ON THE GROUND AND DIES
at least he came
my mom got those security screens put on our windows so we can see out but people can’t see in but the fuckin moron that put them up did it backwards so everyone can see in but we can’t see out incredible
Fucking Romeo right here
things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication:
- im not hurting you i am taking you to a safe place
- do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share
- you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite friends
- i like your big colorful eyes, very stylish
- please dont crawl into my sleeves
- (sings a duet with a cricket)
WHAT GAVE PEOPLE THE IDEA THAT “Boys aren’t dramatic haha hang with them to avoid drama they’re so chill” LIKE WHO MADE THAT UP. WHO SAID THAT. BOYS ARE SOOO DRAMATIC ALL OF THE TIME WHERE ARE YOU GETTING YOUR INFORMATION. YOU’RE WRONG.